DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
This is why I shouldn’t be let outside
the tables have turned.