(Insert witty phrase here)
Hey.
ellissa. speaks in third-person. thinks you're cool. is a fish. and is part of the fanatic domains.
if you have found yourself here, chances are, you may be lost. however, if by the slight chance you're here on your own accord, i hope you enjoy your stay.

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

Posted at 12:13 pm on Friday, April 18, 2014 with 169,755 notes

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

Posted at 12:12 pm on Friday, April 18, 2014 with 258,069 notes

bitchasslou:

why is harry so fucking close to the camera back the fuck up brah

Posted at 12:12 pm on Friday, April 18, 2014 with 1,277 notes

zlasses:

No close up on Zayn for his high note this video is irrelevant

Posted at 12:12 pm on Friday, April 18, 2014 with 5,056 notes
blood-orange-submarine:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 sqft of fluffle

blood-orange-submarine:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 sqft of fluffle

Posted at 12:12 pm on Friday, April 18, 2014 with 275,266 notes

ikeepchangingmyurl:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

all-deans-friends-are-dead:

sometimes i wonder if there was a time when sam and dean forgot to put up a “do not disturb” sign and room service came into sam and dean’s room and saw all the pinned up pictures of murder victims and monsters and all that stuff, and she just kind of went

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I was expecting this to be wincest but then it wasn’t and I just

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the urls sound like sam and dean trying to one up each other

Posted at 12:12 pm on Friday, April 18, 2014 with 95,384 notes

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please
Posted at 12:12 pm on Friday, April 18, 2014 with 241,030 notes

niallslaugh:

can you believe harry almost died for this

Posted at 12:11 pm on Friday, April 18, 2014 with 705 notes

westbor0baptistchurch:

me babysitting

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criminal-mischief:

my ride

criminal-mischief:

my ride

Posted at 12:10 pm on Friday, April 18, 2014 with 50,718 notes
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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

Posted at 12:10 pm on Friday, April 18, 2014 with 263,758 notes