(Insert witty phrase here)
Hey.
ellissa. speaks in third-person. thinks you're cool. is a fish. and is part of the fanatic domains.
if you have found yourself here, chances are, you may be lost. however, if by the slight chance you're here on your own accord, i hope you enjoy your stay.
daricemoore:

via 

daricemoore:

via 

Posted at 11:55 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 3,730 notes
ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

Posted at 11:55 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 92,289 notes
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awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

Posted at 11:53 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 301,146 notes

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

Posted at 11:53 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 307,910 notes

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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Posted at 11:52 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 225,567 notes

juicepouch:

righteouskungfu:

juicepouch:

why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong

I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside

touché

Posted at 11:52 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 245,756 notes

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

Posted at 11:52 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 10,867 notes
lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

Posted at 11:52 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 47,336 notes

Robert Downey Jr. himself agrees.

Posted at 11:51 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 11,749 notes
Posted at 11:50 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 111,648 notes
enchilacla:

the tables have turned.

enchilacla:

the tables have turned.

Posted at 11:50 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 35,879 notes

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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Posted at 11:50 pm on Thursday, April 17, 2014 with 178,402 notes
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